Blog like suri burn book

Written in the fictional voice of tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughter suri, the burn book is dedicated to the people who disappoint her. But when the book came out, there was some negative press and definitely some negative comments on articles. Lets put our best, most blatantly offensive thoughts out there. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. Thats where the offspring of tom cruise and katie holmes, sixyearold suri cruise, comes in in the new book suris burn book. Please wash your hands and practise social distancing. Suris burn book imagines kate and toms daughter taking down hollywoods most papped celebrity offspring. But the blog is doing just fine without it, so i dont worry too much. Since discovering the blog version of suris burn book.

The blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. The blogs only been around for a year, and has amassed a following of people who understand. Tell us who youd like to see launch a burnbookstyle blog, and you could. Allie hagan based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the. Check out our resources for adapting to these times. The snarkiness of this one can come across as kinda mean at times, but you cant help but find it funny. Im not going to lie, its very interesting reading all the comments suri makes. Suris burn book imagines kate and toms daughter taking down. This book is a great effort by a new author and i recommend it to anyone with a sense of. I hereby dedicate todays funny to my friend kristin, who is extremely dedicated to suris burn book. And then it came to me that it would be perfect if suri did it. Act like a six yearold, it worked for suris burn book. I feel like i dont use the twitter account enough, or that im missing good ideas for publicity. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today.

Suris burn book was made by someone to share suris thoughts on other celebrity kids and their fashion. The blog spoofs the celebritychild voice of suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes. Suris burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. Suris burn book is supposed to be a critique on tabloid celebrity culture. The satirical celebfashion blog, wherein writer allie hagan took on the persona of suri cruise and offered joan riversstyle commentary on her child contemporaries, was. They may not be familiar with my blog, suris burn book, which is a satirical news site about celebrity families told from the judgmental perspective of suri cruise. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Allie hagan, fictionally writing as suri cruise daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, judges other celebrities in their children from a hilarious perspective. Not the real suri cruise, daughter of tom cruise and katie holmes, but the one written about in a snarky blog and now book suris burn book.

Suri cruise is our new favourite blogger fashion the guardian. Only six months old, this tumblr blog stands out in the celebrity blog zeitgeist. I was trolling the internet today while mom was at work and i came across the most fabulous website ever except for mine, of course. Pictures of suri cruise are available all over the net. Because suris burn blog is hilarious, and you found it. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face. Once they are in the public domain they are available for everyone and i source the location in which i found them. Scfb does not claim ownership ofany of the pictures on this blog. It is on tumblr, twitter and apparently now has its own written, and published book. The blog began at a time where celebrity children had started to become a. Prior to prince george and north west being featured a lot, i love love loved this blog. I made a suris burn book facebook page for like a minute, but i hated it ill never do that again. Because yeah, prince george is starting to look like he might be a vampire. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now.

I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. If you love to hate spoiled celebrity children or their obnoxious celebrity parents, this is the blog. Its been a year since the tumblr page suris burn book was updated. This is the most embarrassing thing toms done since, like, tuesday. As i read the book and blog, i often forget that suris not actually writing it. Suri cruise burn book fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. Suri s burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book the blog s author, allie hagan. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author. Suris burn book discussion in stan fair started by datb1sh, jul 9, 20. Its suri cruises aka tomkittens blog, called suris burn book.

I think of suris burn book a lot because it seems so prescient now, with the hindsight of time. Oct 25, 2011 because suris burn blog is hilarious, and you found it. Forums celebrity alley celebrity news and gossip stan fair. Author of suris burn book allie hagan hosts a party in washington dc for her new book based on the popular blog. The blog will present a picture, usually of one of these celebrity children in a parents. I knew if i wrote this blog in my own voice it would come across as unnecessarily mean or crazy, hagan tells people. Here you can read suris musings on the celebrities who disappoint her, including her mother, shiloh and other celebrity kids who. Suri getting competition from other trendy celebrity offspring. Written in 6yearold suris imagined voice and with the tagline, just because you dont. Im off to key westlooking forward to eating lots of key lime pie, listening exclusively to jimmy buffet and kenny chesney, and doing everything the nyts 36 hours article tells me to do. The always flappable daughter of tomkat has something to say about everything that has happened this summer. As of the writing of this post, the major headlines were dedicated to kylie.

Ive been hooked on the witty commentary provided by suri allie hagan on a near daily basis. After all, its an adult allie hagan pretending to be suri cruise, and in that character passing cutting judgements on the appearances of. Id like to recommend suris burn book to anyone who hasnt yet seen it, but i have a niggling feeling that it might not be totally ok to enjoy this website. Its full of snarkiness, which is my favorite part, and celebrity gossip and mockery, which i suspect is kristins favorite part. If youre like me and cant help but pick up a tabloid when shopping at cvs youll enjoy suris burn book. Internet fame, being judgmental, and celebrity culture. When people first started noticing suris burn book, i read everything anyone wrote. With suri cruises kittenheeled shoes, flair for handbags, and stylish ensembles, its easy to imagine the 6yearold as hollywoods littlest. Allie hagan, author of the blogturnedbook suris burn book. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue.

Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as. Suris burn book and the good business of celebrity children pajiba. Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suri s burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. Suri cruise is our new favourite blogger fashion the. Suris burn book is all in good fun just dont tell blue ivy suri cruise would never wear denim, is on the dukan diet and considers jayz and beyonces daughter, blue ivy, a rival. I love get off my internets, kottke, and the occasional fashion blog, like fashboulevard. Suris burn book is another highly entertaining blog. We would like to show you a description here but the site wont allow us. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. Suri makes her mark on the blogosphere essential kids. Suris burn book, named for the hotpink tome that wrought so much wreckage on the popular plastics clique in the 2004 film mean girls, is a blog that. As snarky blog suris burn book gets print version, author reveals.